How to be Hungover

"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
09/07/2014 at 07:14 • Filed to: drunkoponik

It's simple really, first drink all damn day, then go out for the night and drink some more, come back and drink with the neighbors a bit. But the last part is where it gets interesting, someone had the bright idea of creating the "American Truck Bomb", it goes a little something like this

1) Glass of Bud Light (Don't drink this shit ever, kids)

2) A shot of Southern Comfort (Also awful)

3) Drop the shot into the glass and chug it

4) Yell something about America ('Murica!!!)

And yes, this is absolutely as awful as it sounds and I wouldn't suggest it to anyone, ever. Well I am going to go sleep off my shitty, shitty, shitty hangover. Adios amigos.

DISCUSSION (7)

chuck07 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/07/2014 at 07:47

This is thr first time I have heard of a "Glass of Bud Light" outside of a restaurant.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > chuck07
09/07/2014 at 08:07

We keep it classy, well as classy as you can be while drinking Bud Light.

hedbutter > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/07/2014 at 08:33

If you're really trying to get a next level hangover, go with a Bear Fight or a Polar Bear Fight. A fraternity brother insisted we do this at multiple bars when a group came to visit.. He ended up passed out on the hardwood floor bathroom that is like 4x3 in floor space (he's 6'2") and another fraternity puked inside his car on the way home from the bar (we had a DD).

Bear Fight:

Step 1. Do an Irish carbomb (Proper with glass of Guinness, half to 3/4 shot of Jameson and the rest of Bailey's)

Step 2. Do a Jager Bomb

Polar Bear Fight

Step 1. Do a bear fight

Step 2. Do a shot of rumplemintz.

You will feel like death the next day. They got their name because if feels like two bears fight in your stomach.

Conan > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/07/2014 at 08:41

The Irish ones are much better.

TheRallyStache > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/07/2014 at 09:00

I've learned through multiple horrible experiences that whatever type of alcohol you start drinking that night, stick with it. I don't do hardly any liquor anymore, except for an occasional shot of top shelf rum.

Thanks for the RS200. :)

crowmolly > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
09/07/2014 at 09:11

How to be hungover?

1.) Go to a store that sells wine

2.) Look for any bottle of Pinot Noir under $8 or any Chardonnay under $5

3.) Drink 2-3 bottles

4.) Enjoy drunkedness

5.) Go to sleep

6.) Enjoy the pain

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Conan
09/07/2014 at 09:15

Agreed.